Artist Creates Incredible Realistic Drawings On Wooden Boards by Singapore artist Ivan Hoo



Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

he looks so frustrated omg


【腐】マギログ5 | りー [pixiv] 











ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me


take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex anally as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt


MAGI LOG | azzom [pixiv] 



A lot has happened since first explosive post on brilliant Tumblr blog WISF (also featured in the latest edition of WeTheUrban) and as the blog continues to grow we see many new awe-inspiring matches continue to pour out week by week! Peep more after the jump:

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 Pen Vu

i kind of feel like i’m being taken advantage of at work orz. i’m getting paid $12.50 an hour, but for a max of 15 hours a week because that’s all that the prof can afford to pay me. however, i’m working at least six hours every weekday, more on m/w/f when i have to feed the ants too on top of the work that i’m doing with the grad student (i actually started at this lab through the job of feeding the ants, as a work-study student last summer - let me reiterate, this was a job that they paid $10.25 an hour for).

and looking at the schedule my grad student’s set up for this experiment, i have to come in on weekends for at least 3.5 hrs a day because some stuff is time-sensitive, for, eh, at least one more month?

on one hand i don’t think i can really complain much because it was already pretty gracious of the prof to pay me out of her own grant money because my nserc application fell through. plus i’m counting on a good recommendation letter from her so i don’t want to be whiny or cause problems.

and hell i can’t really hate my grad student either because it’s not as if she’s slacking off and shoving work to me??? she’s working just as hard up at ksr (she came back yesterday to the lab to show me how a technique at 5pm, when she’d been up there since 7am. also sporting one hell of a sunburn - i think she actually took into consideration my skin sensitivity too, by not asking me to go up there more than necessary).

but idk, i need to prep for my gres too and i just feel kind of stretched out, doing a lot more work than i’m getting paid for….


#not all men